It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
"Because that’s where she lives."
I lost it.
ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE
i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating
my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game